Funny I Love You Poems

Welcome, to the funny I love you poems page. The poem below was initially suppose to be placed on a different page. However, because it turned out pretty funny, I decided to make you laugh right here, right now!

Hungry Love

A little surprise and delicious meal,
Tried my best, to conceal.
I know your very favourite taste,
At the farm, I was chased.

The scented candle, has been lit,
To hide the odour, from the pit.
But don’t you worry, it is fine,
All you need is a bit more wine.

This love of ours, is very hot,
Food in the oven, I forgot.
I am sorry, the food is burned,
For next time, I have learned.

by Martin Dejnicki
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Well, I hope you liked that love poem. I know it wasn't the most romantic love poem on the planet. But at least it was funny. Don't forget to share it with your significant other, next time you cook a nice surprise candle lit dinner. But don't follow all the instructions in the poem. So try not to burn all the food, and it would probably be a good idea to take a shower (unless you have lots of wine, than a shower is not necessary, lol).


There are many funny I love poems on this site, you just have to decide which ones you like the most. Once you figure that out, share it with the love of your life. Now let's look at the poem below. It compares love with chocolate.


Love Changes

Love is like chocolate ice cream,
In the beginning it starts off with a dream,
Followed by the perfect cone,
That is initially, all alone.

Pretty ice cream and cone combine,
With youth and energy, love does shine.
From the very top, have a taste,
It is sweet, do not waste.

But what happens, when you forget,
Begins to melt, and that’s a threat.
You quickly eat it, and lick your chin,
Now love is pretty, but within.

by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com


Before there is love or ice cream, there is a dream or hope. So I tried to compare the new and youthful, and fresh love to a new ice cream. Which looks great. But as time goes by, the ice cream begins to melt, so you must eat it.

Once it is all gone, it changes forms from being fresh and new and pretty to being satisfy since it lies in your stomach. Just like love, over time it changes from being fresh and exciting to satisfying deep within. It's just not as much on the outside and more on the inside as time goes by.


Welcome to the funny I love poems for her area. The first one that I posted is called first impressions. Just like the name implies it talks about the first time a couple met. I hope it makes your wonderful lady laugh out loud.


First Impressions

Do you remember the day we met,
My words stumbled as I began to sweat.
I tried to keep it really cool,
It didn’t happen, we talked about school.

I flexed my muscles, tried to act tough,
But you saw through, the entire bluff.
So I figured out, you were down to earth,
You stared at me, like this was my birth.

A few moments later, I fell all over you,
Was I too aggressive, or just too much brew?
From that first encounter, I loved you so much,
I am so happy, that I survived the clutch

by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com


So what do you think? Is that how your first date went? I'm sure it was a lot more successful than that. But that is why you just have to be yourself on these first dates, no point of trying to be someone you are not. Because if you convince the lady that you are someone else, she will expect that you will be like that from that point on. Nobody wants to act or pretend, that's way to much work and it's a lie. So the best thing to do is be yourself and hope that she will accept you for who you are (faults included).

But if that poem was not exactly what you were looking for, than maybe you should try romancing her a bit, by choosing one of the romantic love poems. The choice is yours, good luck!


So you're looking for some funny I love poems for him, right? That's why I wrote the poem below. It was written for him. So whether he is your boyfriend or husband feel free to share it with him, and I hope you both get a good laugh out of it.


All Mine

You are truly one special guy,
My magic worked, I cannot deny.
What can I say, you are all mine,
I fixed you a bit, you certainly shine.

Nothing big, just a few clothes,
Good thing, I was the one that chose.
Don’t get upset, I just wanted to help,
Keep it down, no need to yelp.

Now that you’ve settled, I just wanted to say,
I am the shark, and you are my prey.
But that’s ok, because our love is so true,
Please give me some time, for I need to chew.

by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com


Now all you need to go along with that poem is a little toy shark. To remind him that you are the boss. I hope he has a good sense of humor, otherwise, you may have to get him a real shark.

Here's another love poem for your boyfriend. But if you're married, you should read My Husband. These last two that I mentioned are more sentimental than funny, so it's up to you.

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